I laughed but also fuck you so hard.
true as fuck zodiac - prominent features
- aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
- taurus: they are fucking nerds.
- gemini: defo the random outbursts
- cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
- leo: they're about 4'9"
- virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
- libra: weird ass laugh
- scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
- sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
- capricorn: creepy fucking smile
- aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
- pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
YOU DID IT
i accidentally gave myself A HEART ATTACK because when i was messing with the settings
all of a sudden he went from this
TO THIS THING
I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND SCREAMED OMFG IT LOOKS REALLY COOL BUT JFC I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT I GAVE MYSELF A FREAKING JUMPSCARE WHAT THE HELL
NOW PICTURE THIS THING POPPING UP AND SHRIEKING AT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU’RE ALL ALONE
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS